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Posted by admin on 03 Sep 2010 | Tagged as: Big Boob Porn
Everything was going well. Nina was all ready to suck some cock and take some dick but as soon as we mentioned she’d be with a white man everything went wrong. She says she would never touch a white man. “Get me a black man” she says. Even when she was offered five hundred dollars she said she would never fuck a white, cracker, honky motherfucker. WOW! That’s a racist bitch! Well we don’t take no for an answer especially from a prejudice bitch like this. We got her to thinking she would be doing a black guy but she;s in for a nice white surprise.
Posted by admin on 03 Sep 2010 | Tagged as: Big Boob Porn
The word hrudi means boobs in the Czech language. And Slovakian-born Karina Hart spends a lot of time in Prague exposing her wonderful hrudi for KarinaHart.com and SCORE. How did she get into modeling in the first place? She could have become a sexy nurse or a sexy cop. Even a sexy teacher. Not to mention a sexy politician. Karina explains. “I always wanted to be an actress in movies and plays. When I was a small child, I wanted to be a fashion model, but as you can see, my body is not built for that! Once my breasts started to develop, I knew that I wouldn’t be able to be a fashion model. They are all tall and skinny with tiny breasts. I have big breasts! But I am very happy to be doing what I am doing right now, because whether you are a fashion model or a nude model, you are still a model and having fun in front of the camera and showing off, and I like that. I never thought I’d have the chance, but then I found out about SCORE and Voluptuous when I was on the Internet. I found your website BeAScoreModel.com where you search for models and the rest has worked out well for everyone.”
Posted by admin on 02 Sep 2010 | Tagged as: Big Boob Porn
We’ll tell you what’s special about Anna Carlene. Her tits are prime globes of soft and squeezable gal flesh, made for busting your nut onto. She has a big, round, juicy, bubble ass made for busting your nut all over. Her sexy voice is flavored by a soft Italian accent that gets a guy hard as a railroad spike when he hears it. Her pussy is pink and moist, perfect for busting your nut into. Her sexy mouth was made to suck cock and swallow your nut. She’s so cute you want to give her a big bear hug before you give her the pork-stick. We first met Anna in Prague, over a year ago, during a SCORE Group road trip. While most of the girls we met were more than happy to fuck on camera, Anna only wanted to fly solo, with instrumentation. With mouthwatering tits like hers, and her overall sexy little body and fun personality, we were glad to have her, because for us, it’s ultimately all about the boobs. Her English is quite good. She even chatted on SCOREtv episode #5. An Italian, Anna was living in Romania at that time but we’ve heard she’s since moved. Must be a real nomad.
Posted by admin on 02 Sep 2010 | Tagged as: Big Boob Porn
Rukhsana did very well in the SCORE Model of the Year contest. Because her pictorials have run once a year, we weren’t sure what the outcome would be this time. In fact, the lovely Asian-English bodybuilder performed better in the voting than in previous years. What’s also interesting is that the top runners-up in the Model of the Year contest (Merilyn, Lorna Morgan, Rukhsana) don’t do XXX. And Rukhsana doesn’t open her legs. So a different set of dynamics is at work here. “Every time a new pictorial of Rukhsana comes out, I say to myself, ‘Holy shit! This girl is smoking!’” says B.P., a pretty tough babe-critic. Other comments that have come in about “Ruki” include “Amazing appearance. In many photo shoots, she looks like Monica Belucci.” “One of the things that makes her unique is that she has a beautiful face as well as a shapely body. Her eyes are mesmerizing and her smile is lovely.” “If they ever remake Wonder Woman, I know who they should use.” What the future holds right now for more photo shoots and videos of this special hottie is unknown. Rukhsana started a new business, completely unrelated to modeling, and that’s been occupying all of her time. A big hit at the Max Power car shows in England, she’s been absent as a spokesmodel from those conventions lately also. The world’s loss.
Posted by admin on 01 Sep 2010 | Tagged as: Big Boob Porn
One peek @ todays Pornstar Key image gallery and I promise that you’ll have a major hardon inside your jeans pal. Todays image gallery is a pornstar toothless beaver fans wet dream come true my loyal blog reader. There’s three insanely hot pornstar girls doing what porn stars do better than anyone else… banging!
Amy Reid is a personal favorite porn star chick of mine and if you have seen some of her “performances” in the past you grasp why I’m somewhat fond of her delectable rosy bearded clam
It is not all about Amy Reid’s insanely hot immaculate body though. There is 2 more super hot randy lesbian ladies in todays PornstarKey photo gal that ya can warm up your pipe my dear friend.
Once you’ve managed to pry yer paws off of your erection for a minute… take a few minutes and check out all the super hot porn star fuck tunnel fucking action that is happening over at PornstarKey chief. Not only can you get the rest of this lesbo 3 way but there is shitloads more porn stars in there just waiting for ya! Cya!
Posted by admin on 01 Sep 2010 | Tagged as: Big Boob Porn
Vicki Nicole’s Plump Desire is to ride the baloney pony the cowgirl way. A woman like Vicki needs a pistolero to shoot her huge jugs with his ball bullets so one was rustled up. By the time her fantasy is finished, she’ll be saddled, ridden hard and put away wet, her pussy well-broken in by the long dong of the same cowpoke who busted a nut all over Keama Kim in a previous chapter. How their hard pounding fuck didn’t destroy the bedframe is a miracle because it sounds like it’s about to come down any minute. After their wild buckin’, Vicki earns her cowgirl reward, all over her tits. She laps the cum off her jugs and lets him know what a fine job he did stickin’ it to her. If you love the really big babes and enjoy being breast-smothered, Vicki Nicole’s your woman. But maybe you’d better not wait too long…Vicki says she’s getting into a diet and weight training regimen! Who knows what the future will bring?
Posted by admin on 31 Aug 2010 | Tagged as: Big Boob Porn
Congratulations to Sapphire for winning the Voluptuous Plumper of the Year award for the second year in a row. The contenders were daunting, yet the voters once again pulled their levers for her. We shipped Sapphire her award to her home and she was thrilled, once again, with the show of support from both readers and members. “Please thank all the guys for me!” Sapphire told us. “I appreciate all the love.” In this video, in conjunction with her June ‘08 Voluptuous pictorial, Sapphire washes a car…not so much to promote auto cleanliness but to get her T-shirt wet and soapy! Sapphire, thank you for the past five years of greatness. We have watched you evolve and transform, from a shy Voluptuous model to a hot, horny super-babe, never losing your fundamental sweetness and girl-next-door realness.
Posted by admin on 31 Aug 2010 | Tagged as: Big Boob Porn
Gabriella Michaels expects a pop quiz and then expects the interviewer to pop. All over her. But first he asks her if she likes girls (no, except in threesomes with a guy and another woman) and what she does in Cleveland, Ohio. Then he tells her to show him her 40DD pillows for more sex-tensive study. Gaby’s huge jugs meet with his approval, meaning he gets a boner. She sticks out her pierced tongue for additional inspection and passes that test. That tongue ball will feel good rolling around his dick. Next comes the sex exam. We’ll get to see how Gabriella uses her large tits as jizz-extractors while a thick sausage is ravishing her hot cunt and thirsty mouth. His meat is so thick she can only get half in her mouth. She still passes with flying cum. It was a strong lesson in Gabriella’s big cock whore training program. If you need a bonafide fuck-slut for a hot round of dirty bedroom athletics, Gabriella is the one to try to score.
Posted by admin on 30 Aug 2010 | Tagged as: Big Boob Porn
Until recently, Victoria Peale didn’t know what a MILF was. She knows now. But she still blushes when she says what the “F” means. And when she sat in our styling room before her first hardcore photo shoot, she was nervous. Very nervous. Excited, too. Well, in these photos, Victoria’s nerves don’t show. But her excitement definitely does.
Victoria, a flight attendant from Arizona, is 57. Her fuck partner is 30. Younger than Victoria’s son. This weekend, she’s getting married. But before she did, she wanted to fulfill her husband-to-be’s fantasy. And get fucked by a porn stud. Here at 50PlusMILFs.com, we like to make things happen…especially when they’re happening to a sensational MILF with a beautiful face and a killer body. If you’re wondering, Victoria’s tits are D-cups, but they look more like double-Ds to us.
These photos are further proof that, quite often, the models with no experience, the ones who do it just for kicks, are often the best. As 50PlusMILFs go, they don’t come–or cum any louder–than Victoria.
Posted by admin on 30 Aug 2010 | Tagged as: Big Boob Porn
What do boob-men say about new model Victoria Lane? Good things! Frank writes: “The model that finally urged me to write is Victoria Lane. Gorgeous face, magnificent 36G boobs, a voluptuous (and to my mind, ideal) 42-32-42 figure, and a wonderfully wet, spreadable pussy. To put it bluntly, I have not jacked so much in ages. She has absolutely drained me. From an exhausted but happy member, my thanks. I look forward to seeing lots more of Victoria.” Andrew agrees with Frank, “Another model I would like to praise is your newest discovery, Victoria Lane. Another similar body type that I truly adore. She is very attractive. The way her breasts look, along with her huge areolae, makes for a very tempting, pleasing view.” Last but never least, J.L. says: “Brick Shithouse falls way short of describing this V-mag debut. The song ‘Hot For Teacher’ comes to mind when I ogle her. Her huge boobs with large areolae, waist and hips are what define a voluptuous woman, indeed! But, also her large, very shapely, powerful looking legs are what some V-Men drool over. Your gaze would go from her pretty face, to her huge boobs, to her large, beautifully shaped legs, then back up–only to be repeated over and over again.”
Posted by admin on 29 Aug 2010 | Tagged as: Big Boob Porn
They don’t come any more “busty-chick-next-door” than Janet Jade and Christy Marks. In her corner, breaking the measuring tape at 38DDD, standing 5′2″ and weighing 138 squeezable pounds, Janet Jade from Detroit. And her fellow handmaiden Christy Marks, 36H, 5′4″ and 134 pounds hailing from Pennsylvania. Janet and Christy have teamed up at SCORE to bring a happy ending to this POV video. Can they handle it? Foolish question! Just imagine these two running a massage parlor. “A lot of guys like my ass, but most guys mostly pay attention to my boobs,” Janet says. Christy is entranced by Janet’s sweater-bumps. “I don’t know whose titties are bigger, but I like yours better. I think mine might be wider and yours are bigger. But I think they look really nice together.” They walk towards the camera wearing low-cut tops that display their cleavage mounds like a frame showcasing a painting. For every explosion and lift-up, there must be a countdown and a build-up so first Christy and Janet play with their tits, helping each other remove their boobs from their tops. They squeeze, they rub, they jiggle, they shake. They coat their rich, soft tits with babyoil and strip down to their panties. Soon their hands will be kneading, rubbing, yanking and stroking. Their breasts will engulf the boner, squeezing, jerking and massaging. The girls purr, hum, whisper and murmur in jack-chat, their sweet voices bringing a sonic eroticism to the moment as the fluid pressure builds. It’s every dude’s handy-girl dream with two of SCORELAND’s greatest babes using the hose to douse the fire. Your countdown to blast-off begins.
Posted by admin on 28 Aug 2010 | Tagged as: Big Boob Porn
Retro rocker Arianna Sinn shows why early rock ‘n’ roll was considered too sexy and forbidden by some. She’s dressed in a black-and-white striped one-piece, her hair is done up in a Betty Page and she’s wearing long, red gloves. A little rock ‘n’ roll plays in the background as Arianna rocks our world by pulling out her tits.
“I know you want more,” she says, beginning a long, sexy stream of dirty talk aimed at you, the viewer. Arianna has a way of making us feel she’s doing this just for you. “You want to make me cum, like you always do. You want to see my tits bounce. My pussy getting wet.” She rubs her pussy with gloved hands. “This is the biggest tease for you,” she says. “You are hard, hard, hard now.” Hey, how does she know? “My pussy is so wet and hot and ready for you.”
With Arianna, the tease is usually with her pussy (she almost always pulls her tits out quickly), and that’s the case here, too. She keeps telling us how wet her pussy is and accurately pointing out how hard our cocks are.
“I feel you are so ready to fuck my tight pussy,” she says, finally giving us a view of her pink wetness. She’ll blow your mind.
Posted by admin on 28 Aug 2010 | Tagged as: Big Boob Porn
One of the great “mega-busters,” Lilli Xene (pronounced Zen-ay) had supersized jugs that placed her in the upper-stratosphere of boob expansion. She’s like an Otis Sweat or Duncan Gutteridge cartoon come to life. Lilli also has a rump worthy of ass worshipping and you will see it in this SCORE Video. Lilli once told a SCORE editor that she didn’t really know exactly how big her tits were. “I don’t know what my bust size is. The people at the dance clubs have been billing me at 88HHH. To be honest, I don’t really know my actual bust size but I do wear an H-cup bra. It’s one of those really big ones. I couldn’t even tell you because I have to get them custom made. The rest of my measurements are 24-36.” Careful measuring revealed a bustline of 45 inches. Most impressive!
Posted by admin on 27 Aug 2010 | Tagged as: Big Boob Porn
In the Bahamas, Welsh superstar Lorna Morgan and American porn star Gianna dressed in hot lingerie for their first and only one-on-one encounter, a breast-fest on the porch of a beach house. Lorna’s black & white one-piece striped bodysuit was translucent. Gianna’s tight, corset-like lingerie accentuated her curves. As they roll on the porch, they lick, fondle, suck and kiss each other’s big tits, ending with mutual masturbation, each girl fingering her pussy to orgasm. This is a rare girl-party. Lorna is a strictly-glam model and has one of the most beautiful bodies in big-bust history while Gianna is a mega-porn star in Los Angeles. So this erotic experience is an unusual pairing. This video is also on DVD in the dedicated tribute Lorna Morgan Now & Forever.
Posted by admin on 27 Aug 2010 | Tagged as: Big Boob Porn
There’s always a buzz of excitement and high energy in the air when the awesomely bodacious Terry Nova hooks up with SCORE. She’s got a constant vibe of sex energy about her…Terry oozes sex. This time, Terry’s back in Prague for a dirty couch ride with a local cocksman. The girl is a paradox. She’s quiet and shy in person but when the camera lights switch on and the dude unzips, Terry takes his cock between her lips like she’s been waiting for action for months. So that’s Terry’s on-button…that’s what winds Terry up and transforms her from a reserved, practically timid girl into a tigress…a stiff tool. Push her button by showing her your boner. She’ll be on you like white on rice before you know it.
Posted by admin on 26 Aug 2010 | Tagged as: Big Boob Porn
Lanea Love plays tennis and watches football, tennis and basketball. Her favorite teams are the Chargers and the Suns. She loves getting manicures and pedicures and likes to wear shoes that show off her “toe cleavage.” Her sexual fantasies usually revolve around being completely dominated by an agressive, confident, well-dressed man. She says one of her kinkiest games involved a bottle of baby oil and a leather couch. Lanea hates wearing bras and prefers walking around the house in a wife-beater and panties. Her favorite kind of date starts off at an Italian restaurant, then a show, then off to a nightclub or strip club and finally to a hotel with a spectacular view. Sounds like a plan!
Posted by admin on 26 Aug 2010 | Tagged as: Big Boob Porn
Christy, Christy, Christy…always up to some sort of mischief. Whenever we leave Christy alone in our studios, she always finds a way to get into some sort of shenanigans. This time was no different. She found her way into our male model files and selected a few gentlemen that she would like to, “try out and make sure that they are up to our fuck standards,” she said with a wink. Watch as she pits one guy against the other to get what she wants. (And we all know that what she wants is to get fucked hard and cum again and again.) If there is anyone on earth who is capable of rating the level of cock fuck-ability of our male models, it’s Christy. She’s a boner-fied cock-smith!
Posted by admin on 25 Aug 2010 | Tagged as: Big Boob Porn
Now here’s a smiling sweater-missile girl who first appeared naked in 2005, then did two different guys a few months later. In the one that’s also on video in SCORELAND, her sex partner, Mr. Trousersnake, practically rushes her like a football player. Well, she is a horny-looking babe, up for anything. He had a lot of fun fucking her titties and pussy. But after that, Veronika dropped completely out of sight. We thought that was it…another girl who’s tried it, satisfied herself, sowed her wild oats and has moved on, never to model again. And then the email came in a few months ago. She’s back on the scene after three years and ready for more, this time as a redhead. Her tits look bigger because they are. “I can’t fit into any of my old bras so I had to give them away,” Veronika said. Just look at how she’s almost spilled out of her top. There’s few greater sights in the world than that. By coincidence, we were going to be roadtripping in Europe anyway so we set up a date with Veronika, confident that we would hit a home run. We did.
Posted by admin on 25 Aug 2010 | Tagged as: Big Boob Porn
While on her rounds, Officer Angelina Verdi has captured a man jacking off in the men’s room. She’s nailed this pervert dead to rights as he beat the meat with a copy of August ‘09 V-Mag in the other hand. Officer Angelina studiously observed the perp jerking for several minutes, taking detailed notes, until she was satisfied. He flagrantly ignored the No-Jack Zone signs posted everywhere. After ascertaining that the perp is not a politician or celebrity actor, Officer Angelina takes him to the station house where he is about to receive an interrogation that he will never forget. See the video Officer Angelina On The Boob Beat in SCORE Theater.
Posted by admin on 24 Aug 2010 | Tagged as: Big Boob Porn
"Intense, long fucking by a strong, athletic man satisfies me best," says Katy.
Posted by admin on 24 Aug 2010 | Tagged as: Big Boob Porn
She’d never make any student bored of education! Tara Moon hasn’t been in SCORE in a while, not since she took eight inches of man-salami stuffed up her butt in SCORE Xtra 11 and in November ‘04 SCORE magazine. Recovered from that hearty asshole-blasting, Tara is now a MILFy teacher, at least in this fantasy classroom. She does, in fact, look like a teacher who’d instruct her students first-hand in cunt stuffing after class, if not right on her desk, then at the sleazy hooker motel down the street. And she’s probably fuck their fathers and uncles too. We’ve all had stacked, oversexed teachers at one point or another in our lives. If they ever decide to create a Slutty Teachers Council, we know who’d be a good president.
Posted by admin on 23 Aug 2010 | Tagged as: Big Boob Porn


Posted by admin on 23 Aug 2010 | Tagged as: Big Boob Porn
“I would like to see two guys masturbating while watching me and getting turned on by my body,” Arianna said. “I will do a slow strip for them and tease them, and they will masturbate. Then, when they are very hard, I will tease them a little more. I will rub my ass against their cocks. Then I will get right up to them and place my tits around their cocks and rub them up and down to make them more excited.”
Arianna gets very intimate in this pictorial shot on Grand Bahama Island. She starts out in sexy, cleavage-revealing lingerie, offers us tantalizing views of her tits, then strips off her lingerie and treats us to highly jackable photos of her bunched up tits and spread, shaved pussy and voluptuous, fuckable ass.
But for tit-men, the highlight of this photo set will be the shot of Arianna self-sucking one of her tits in a way that only an incredibly stacked girl can. In this case, even seeing isn’t believing!
Posted by admin on 22 Aug 2010 | Tagged as: Big Boob Porn
Alix Lakehurst looks hot in that tight nurse outfit. She really fills it out. Almost explosively so. A real, authentic nurse outfit would just not do the trick for this special Voluptuous pictorial. It has to be a sexaholic fantasy nurse costume. (Alix’s video scene in the movie Hooter Hospital is a one-patient affair.) As Alix has said before, “I don’t dress like a slut but with my body, it’s hard to not look sexy.” Anything Alix wears looks sexy on her. She’s got the voluptuous curves and rounded mounds. When these two slackers see Alix strut into emergency ward 34DDD, they become miraculously cured and take turns giving her the old meat thermometer in her slurpy mouth and healing pussy. It fulfilled one of Alix’s many fantasies as well. “I have the typical fantasy of having more than one man at once,” she once said. “I like the idea of having many arms around me touching and feeling me. I want lots of penises to suck on and fuck me.” And what’s another of Alix’s fantasies that she may have already lived out after she said that? “I want to try to fuck a girl with a dildo in my mouth. I have used strap-ons and double-sided dildos but never got around to using my mouth.” Enjoy Alix Lakehurst’s healing hands and mouth and pussy.
Posted by admin on 22 Aug 2010 | Tagged as: Big Boob Porn

She hasn’t fucked a guy since she gave birth and now she’s got some cock to play with there’s just no stopping this redhead slut. Watch the kinky action as she squirts milk while she’s getting fucked. This is one babe who couldn’t wait to get down and dirty on the floor.
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Posted by admin on 21 Aug 2010 | Tagged as: Big Boob Porn
Christy is quite the exhibitionist. Being in the great outdoors excites her, too. So, while we were on a shoot by the beach near some woods one day, we spied some college guys BBQ’ing nearby. Or rather, they spied Christy and whistled and waved. Of course, she got that mischievous look on her face and then she whispered, “Let’s give them a show!” She started posing and stripping while we snapped away. You can’t imagine how wild these frat boys went. In fact, wild is not even the appropriate word. Their catcalls and hoots could probably be heard for miles. Christy loved every second of it and she continued to get naked, like the kinky, little vixen she is. In fact, there were plenty of times during this shoot where she stopped to blow them kisses and jiggle her titties in their direction. What can we say? We can dress her up, but we cannot control her raw sexuality! Christy is truly a nympho in nature.
Posted by admin on 20 Aug 2010 | Tagged as: Big Boob Porn
Short-n-stacked Kristy Klenot of the Czech Republic enjoys riding tall in the saddle. We last saw buxom Kristy on SCOREVideos jacking off Mr. Johnson in his Hooter Hotel room. She’s a nice, sweet girl with a fiery personality. During the making of this video, someone asked Kristy what happened to her horse and she smacked him one. Seems Kristy misinterpreted the word “horse” and thought he said “whores.” Here in the fresh air, in her own private forest, Kristy removes her equestrian riding costume, every stitch including the boots, and lets her fingers do the riding as she heads for cum-ville. She doesn’t need the horse anyway. Besides, they don’t come with air conditioning and FM radio.
Posted by admin on 20 Aug 2010 | Tagged as: Big Boob Porn
Natalie Fiore looks even bustier in this Grand Bahama bikini pictorial and video than in her most recent pictorials shot in Prague and published in the October ‘09 Voluptuous and December ‘09 SCORE. Hot on the beach is a major understatement! It’s a fact that there’s something about the beach
that brings out all the sexiness in a babe.
Before she joined us in The Bahamas, Natalie told our studio she’d gained some extra boobage, so the excitement level was high. Needless to say, when the photographers saw Natalie’s naked tits the first day of her arrival, their adrenaline levels markedly increased. Even in clothing, her boobs are now incredibly huge!
This pictorial and vid were shot when the beach was deserted so that Natalie would feel completely comfortable. Natalie is, at heart, a conservative woman, an exhibitionist in private but reserved in public. Natalie, thank you for letting us know about your increased chestal development and for accepting our invitation once again to a revealing bust-out in The Bahamas.
Posted by admin on 19 Aug 2010 | Tagged as: Big Boob Porn
Destiny Rose is a hot stripper in Ohio, just the kind of stripper we love. Strippers in small towns are a lot sweeter and more down to earth than most of their big city counterparts. With girls as luscious and as naturally stacked as Destiny shaking their titties on stage, no wonder that there are almost 200 strip clubs in Ohio. (California has approximately 220 clubs.) After she peels off her sexy dancer wear to reveal her birthday suit, Destiny fingers her sweet mid-western pie slice. What kind of place does she dance in? “It’s kind of like Coyote Ugly because we dance on the bar. It’s topless on the bar and we get naked when we do dances,” says Destiny. “My club is off the highway so I get a lot of truck drivers who stop in for a bite to eat. On the weekends, it’s a younger crowd. It’s fun; I like dancing on the weekends. I like to squeeze my tits together and lick both my nipples at the same time. It feels good. I am sure that if I tried, I could probably stick both my nipples in my mouth at the same time and suck them and hold them there for a while.” Enjoy Destiny in an ultra-sexy stripper SCORE vid that will stick in your mind for a long time.
Posted by admin on 19 Aug 2010 | Tagged as: Big Boob Porn
You’ve never seen an ad for a phone sex hotline hornier than any one of Christy’s photos. Every shot’s a boner-maker. Christy has that rare talent of making the onlooker feel that she is communicating directly to him. (Chloe Vevrier and Lorna Morgan have this quality.) No girl has won Model of the Year two years straight but if anyone had a chance, it would have been Miss Marks. Early on in the voting, it looked like Karina’s year. That said, Christy winning the SCORELAND Model of the Decade contest, beating out Karina in another, even tougher race, was a significant event. Christy’s erudite co-star Angela White observed on the BLOG that Christy “really has changed the world of big tits. It’s difficult to tell whether SCORELANDERS are becoming more accepting of ‘their’ fantasy women getting fucked by other guys or whether Christy is just so damn hot, amazing and personable that they can ‘forgive’ her for fucking other men (ha ha ha! yeah, ’cause it’s such a big problem, right! But you know what I mean, with the whole fantasy of the model being a reader’s own plaything). In any case, Christy has clearly won the heart, cock and cunt of all the SCORELANDERS!” And now on to Christy’s dial-a-hottie pictures!